Hamwadyok is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful cat.

Hamwadyok created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamwadyok, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamwadyok, he will turn you into a snail.

Hamwadyok's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hamwadyok's Holy Commandments

1. Hamwadyok must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Always wear red.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.