Bugnibrow is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, able hummingbird.

Bugnibrow created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Bugnibrow, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bugnibrow, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bugnibrow's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bugnibrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never paint your arms magenta.

5. Do not shave your legs.