Bembongat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind gorilla.

Bembongat created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bembongat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bembongat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bembongat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bembongat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to capybaras while wearing mauve dresses.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.