Mablidhivwee is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental hamster.

Mablidhivwee created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Mablidhivwee, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mablidhivwee, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mablidhivwee's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Mablidhivwee's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Mablidhivwee.

2. Do not record names concerning planets.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with envy.

5. Always act with patience when addressing elders.