Sawfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish raven.

Sawfarn created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawfarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sawfarn, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sawfarn's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sawfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Sawfarn loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.