Hudflyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful ferret.

Hudflyarp created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudflyarp, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hudflyarp, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hudflyarp's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Hudflyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Always help bats.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Do not name children after mice.