Sadhinfar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited pig.

Sadhinfar created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Sadhinfar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sadhinfar, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sadhinfar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sadhinfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never feed carrots to swans while wearing shorts.

4. Never jump in the presence of mice.

5. Always cleanse water with water.