Hengabvigsigvig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome fly.

Hengabvigsigvig created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Hengabvigsigvig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hengabvigsigvig, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hengabvigsigvig's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hengabvigsigvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Do not name children after birds.