Viljongil is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, wise gnu.

Viljongil created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Viljongil, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Viljongil, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Viljongil's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Viljongil's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Viljongil.

2. Do not record signs concerning moons.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat lemons on fasting days.

5. Never talk about spacetime near manatees while wearing red boots and balancing eight silicon spheres on your head.