Zogstragtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, weak finch.

Zogstragtarg created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogstragtarg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zogstragtarg, she will think nothing of it.

Zogstragtarg's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Zogstragtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always store peas above ground.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near cats while wearing cyan dresses and balancing nine zinc spheres on your arms.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Hide if seven tortoises approach from the west.