Biggardit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, staggering crow.

Biggardit created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biggardit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Biggardit, he will manifest in front of you.

Biggardit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Biggardit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never remain bowed at midnight.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near snails while wearing yellow rings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.