Larnmadhatbabbaflunton is a god.

He takes the form of a large, caring otter.

Larnmadhatbabbaflunton created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnmadhatbabbaflunton, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larnmadhatbabbaflunton, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Larnmadhatbabbaflunton's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Larnmadhatbabbaflunton's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.