Butfading is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, selfish scorpion.

Butfading created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butfading, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Butfading, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Butfading's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Butfading's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never paint your feet red.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never talk about dark matter near sheep while wearing violet shirts.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.