Stafrapmotpidarnbif is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, merciful porpoise.

Stafrapmotpidarnbif created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stafrapmotpidarnbif, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stafrapmotpidarnbif, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stafrapmotpidarnbif's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stafrapmotpidarnbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.