Niggemneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, moody wasp.

Niggemneg created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Niggemneg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Niggemneg, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Niggemneg's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Niggemneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must pray to Niggemneg nine times a day.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

5. Always act with obedience.