Kondodyim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil coyote.

Kondodyim created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kondodyim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kondodyim, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kondodyim's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kondodyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place lemons upon stone.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.