Kopfatdit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, loving pig.

Kopfatdit created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopfatdit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kopfatdit, it will turn you into a duck.

Kopfatdit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Kopfatdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Put Kopfatdit first in all things.

3. Kopfatdit loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.