Bimgumflag Gonhakzag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient gerbil.

Bimgumflag Gonhakzag created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimgumflag Gonhakzag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bimgumflag Gonhakzag, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bimgumflag Gonhakzag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bimgumflag Gonhakzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Never touch ash while clean.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to great tits while wearing turquoise hats.

5. Always help birds.