Gemdudort is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unselfish crocodile.

Gemdudort created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Gemdudort, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gemdudort, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gemdudort's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gemdudort's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

3. Never think about spacetime near dogs while wearing indigo dresses and balancing nine platinum spheres on your head.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.