Midflannurt is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable jaguar.

Midflannurt created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Midflannurt, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Midflannurt, he will manifest in front of you.

Midflannurt's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Midflannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never pour water over plants.