Hunjenlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, tiresome pigeon.

Hunjenlarp created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hunjenlarp, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunjenlarp, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hunjenlarp's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hunjenlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

5. Do not listen to music.