Liplakloop Cisscidvonkcen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, thoughtless centaur.

Liplakloop Cisscidvonkcen created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Liplakloop Cisscidvonkcen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Liplakloop Cisscidvonkcen, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Liplakloop Cisscidvonkcen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Liplakloop Cisscidvonkcen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Liplakloop Cisscidvonkcen.

2. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.