Tomcenzod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, effective scorpion.

Tomcenzod created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomcenzod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tomcenzod, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tomcenzod's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tomcenzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

5. Do not commit murder.