Mapgovtiplop is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, resourceful skunk.

Mapgovtiplop created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapgovtiplop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mapgovtiplop, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mapgovtiplop's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Mapgovtiplop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never feed spinach to foxes while wearing dresses.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not consume onions at dawn.

5. Never gather nine tortoises near walls.