Garmiglin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured jaguar.

Garmiglin created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garmiglin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Garmiglin, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Garmiglin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Garmiglin's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove jumpers before touching zinc.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Never leap near dolphins.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not covet oxen.