Miltailkom is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered camel.

Miltailkom created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Miltailkom, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Miltailkom, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Miltailkom's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Miltailkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Miltailkom loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed carrots to sheep while wearing green coats.