Cidtailtail is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong horse.

Cidtailtail created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidtailtail, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cidtailtail, he will be very sad.

Cidtailtail's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cidtailtail's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your arms purple.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.