Pomgamfly is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unfair octopus.

Pomgamfly created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Pomgamfly, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pomgamfly, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pomgamfly's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Pomgamfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh at mountains.

2. Always obey Pomgamfly's priests.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.