Flytal is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet chinchilla.

Flytal created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flytal, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flytal, she will jump up and down on your head.

Flytal's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flytal's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.