Cussbastdap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonest butterfly.

Cussbastdap created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cussbastdap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cussbastdap, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cussbastdap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cussbastdap's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never mark doors with indigo.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always store peanuts above ground.