Rengebxin Abfligbomjon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish jellyfish.

Rengebxin Abfligbomjon created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rengebxin Abfligbomjon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rengebxin Abfligbomjon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rengebxin Abfligbomjon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rengebxin Abfligbomjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Do not sprint at crossroads.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Retreat if eight dogs approach from the north.