Danlegdid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy newt.

Danlegdid created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Danlegdid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Danlegdid, she will not care at all.

Danlegdid's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Danlegdid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about chromosomes.