Wanmisfly is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, passionate clam.

Wanmisfly created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanmisfly, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wanmisfly, she will turn you into a worm.

Wanmisfly's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wanmisfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Never run in the presence of dolphins.

3. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

4. Never stain your arms with indigo.

5. Run away if three great tits approach from the west.