Xenmigfet Narfemcibxenkom Sasdut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, impressive wyvern.

Xenmigfet Narfemcibxenkom Sasdut created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenmigfet Narfemcibxenkom Sasdut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xenmigfet Narfemcibxenkom Sasdut, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Xenmigfet Narfemcibxenkom Sasdut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Xenmigfet Narfemcibxenkom Sasdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never mix tomatoes with oil.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Do not take Xenmigfet Narfemcibxenkom Sasdut's name in vain.