Nathitmab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, slow hummingbird.

Nathitmab created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nathitmab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nathitmab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nathitmab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nathitmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight snakes near walls.

2. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Retreat if nine geese approach from the east.

5. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.