Fubnuttrul is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless chicken.

Fubnuttrul created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubnuttrul, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fubnuttrul, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fubnuttrul's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fubnuttrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Always act with patience when addressing children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never remain kneeling at dusk.