Habhungom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking squid.

Habhungom created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habhungom, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Habhungom, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Habhungom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Habhungom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.