Flaglidpad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring bird.

Flaglidpad created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaglidpad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flaglidpad, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Flaglidpad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Flaglidpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Never adorn your back with green markings.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.