Wabnigvil is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate unicorn.

Wabnigvil created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabnigvil, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabnigvil, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Wabnigvil's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wabnigvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing west.

2. Never remain standing at midday.

3. Do not record numbers concerning comets.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.