Nadnanfas is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage hippopotamus.

Nadnanfas created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadnanfas, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nadnanfas, it will turn you into a duck.

Nadnanfas' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nadnanfas' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near cats while wearing green jumpers and balancing six lead spheres on your feet.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never curse while facing west.