Bemdobtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish capybara.

Bemdobtetti created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemdobtetti, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bemdobtetti, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bemdobtetti's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bemdobtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Always obey Bemdobtetti's priests.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.