Cabcumpid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent fairy.

Cabcumpid created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cabcumpid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cabcumpid, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cabcumpid's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cabcumpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never adorn your head with red markings.

5. Never think about dark matter near ducks while wearing gray shorts and balancing nine gold spheres on your chest.