Yimyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate parrot.

Yimyarl created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimyarl, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yimyarl, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yimyarl's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yimyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.