Dablinhin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, pitiless crocodile.

Dablinhin created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Dablinhin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dablinhin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dablinhin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dablinhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear violet coats on sacred days.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.