Lamhugdib is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring human.

Lamhugdib created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lamhugdib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lamhugdib, he will turn you into a duck.

Lamhugdib's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Lamhugdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Never cross crossroads at dawn.