Zagsatwit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, able lion.

Zagsatwit created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagsatwit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zagsatwit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zagsatwit's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Zagsatwit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zagsatwit.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Remain standing during prayer.