Litlunab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate crocodile.

Litlunab created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Litlunab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litlunab, it will turn you into a duck.

Litlunab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Litlunab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

2. Do not prepare beans while wearing jumpers.

3. Run away from indigo goats, for they are unholy.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Litlunab in the centre of the settlement.