Lamlatnan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking hyena.

Lamlatnan created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lamlatnan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamlatnan, it will curse you with boils.

Lamlatnan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Lamlatnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.

5. Do not covet oxen.