Hoghashog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless gnu.

Hoghashog created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hoghashog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hoghashog, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hoghashog's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hoghashog's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Hide from violet grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.