Passterdim is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring beaver.

Passterdim created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Passterdim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Passterdim, she will come to you in dreams.

Passterdim's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Passterdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

2. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

3. Never touch oil while blessed.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.